What You'll Get
The Tooth Fairy is a burglarizing fetishist specializing in the trade of black-market ivory, and she must be stopped. Today’s Groupon helps keep teeth in mouths and out of the hands of maniacal, winged phantasms. For $39, you get an exam, teeth cleaning with fluoride treatment, and x-rays if necessary at Fleming Family Dentistry and Aesthetics (up to a $295 value including x-rays, and a $188 value without x-rays).
A visit to the inviting Carmel office begins with a thorough exam of the general state of your oral health and proceeds with a round of digital x-rays, if necessary, to uncover hidden cavities, subsurface structures (wisdom teeth, abandoned subway tunnels, etc.), and bone loss. Next, dingy chompers are scrubbed and scraped clean, and the polished teeth are sent out into the world to harness the power of a winning smile on game shows and local lacrosse fields. As highly trained students of the dental arts, the friendly toothologists at Fleming Family Dentistry and Aesthetics believe that an oral practitioner's quest for knowledge continues after the formal education is complete; they are regular participants in dental lectures and sub-Saharan industry field trips to stay abreast of the latest technologies in the field.
A clean mouth is not just a welcoming habitat for European-style kisses and epic parties initiated by inspired flavor combinations; it's also an integral key to achieving greater overall health. Call ahead for an appointment, and bask in the feeling of a clean and sparkly mouth.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 6, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. By appointment only. If cleaning can't be performed due to gum disease or other issues, $39 value may be used toward the necessary follow-up treatment. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.