A salon makes it seem like your troubles are a thousand miles away, especially if the salon is a thousand miles away from that zoo you let all the apes out of. Escape with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

• $25 for a blow-dry (a $40 value) and a signature champagne cocktail (a $10 value; a $50 total value)
• $22 for an eyes-only makeup application (a $35 value) and a signature champagne cocktail (a $10 value; a $45 total value)
• $99 for a haircut and blow-dry (a $95 value), brow wax (a $25 value), eyes-only makeup application (a $35 value), and a signature champagne cocktail (a $10 value; a $165 total value)

A skinny vodka soda may be substituted for the signature champagne cocktail.