Café dining transforms ordinary men, women, and children into their fabulous, cosmopolitan counterparts, complete with carefree, worldly auras and exquisite multicultural mustaches. Embrace the world and then bite into it with today's deal: for $13, you get your choice of weekend light tea service for two or weekend brunch for two at Fresh & Fabulous Cafe, an Oxnard eatery located in the historic Woolworth Building (a $25.90 value).

Fresh & Fabulous Cafe's tea and brunch offerings allow late-morning munchers to begin their day with an imagined mini vacation to the Mediterranean. Available on weekends, light tea service includes a pot of tea, assorted tea sandwiches, a scone served with cream and fruit preserves, tea cookies, and a brief lecture on how to use tea leaves to predict the location of the 2020 Olympics. High-end selections from fair-trade tea vendors Murchies and Numi include flavors such as black currant, orange-spice white tea, and spiced rooibos. For those interested in a more substantial repast, the cafe's brunch (served until 2:30 p.m.) whets weekend appetites with a cold or hot beverage and includes your choice of a main dish, such as quiche or scrambled eggs, and three sides (one savory, one sweet, and one refreshing).

Whether for tea or brunch, Fresh & Fabulous Cafe's made-from-scratch menu and chic, glass-encased corner space make it the place to be for stomachs that are optimistically half-empty. Although not included in this Groupon, Fresh & Fabulous also stocks its bakery case with a fresh selection of bars and cupcakes and makes its homemade balsamic dressing available by the pint, allowing guests to continue to indulge at home, in the office, or at the local cootie-free tree house.