Chlorine's distinct scent made it a high-school outcast, forced to eat lunches alone in the bathroom and go stag to the periodic-table senior prom. Give atomic number 17 some much-needed love with today's Groupon: for $60, you get one month of pool cleaning and chemical treatment from Fuel Pools (a $130 value). This deal is valid for homes within 40 miles of the 76016 zip code.
With Fuel Pools' chemicals and maintenance service, aquatic aestheticians will lavish liquid enclosures over the course of four weekly visits. During visits, trained technicians will check and adjust water chemistry, brush walls, vacuum pool bottoms, and skim surfaces. Weekly water nannies will also empty basket skimmers, load chemical feeders, and backwash filters if necessary. All supplies are included in the price of today's Groupon, and Fuel Pools will only make repairs at a separate cost. Treat swimming holes to some TLC from Fuel Pools to prevent pools from being choked with leaves or sharks made out of tree debris.