What You'll Get
A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad-science hobby with today’s Groupon: for $69, you get a dental cleaning, comprehensive exam, and full-mouth x-rays (a $293 combined value), a take-home Nite White whitening kit with customized trays ($450 value), and a Sonicare toothbrush ($50 value) at Fuller Dentistry in Midlothian (a $793 total value).
Dr. Fuller and her team of dental dynamos employ years of mouth-knowledge for both toothy maintenance and high-end cosmetic dentistry. During the exam, the dentist thoroughly inspects mouth bones for any chips, worn fillings, and diseased regions. X-rays then detect problems invisible to the naked eye. A vigorous cleaning completes the mouth maintenance and prevents future problems by eliminating built-up plaque and polishing teeth. A Sonicare toothbrush continues the tooth tidying at home with patented sonic technology that moves through mouths faster than an auctioneer's recitation of the Pledge of Allegiance.
Fuller Dentistry then takes impressions of mashers to create customized snug-fitting Nite White whitening trays for patrons to take home. Combined with specialized bleaching materials, the trays break up teeth stains and discoloration, leaving people with a smile capable of lighting a meadow at midnight in time to spot a deer dressing up like an elk.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 13, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. 48hr cancellation notice or $25 fee per scheduled hour may apply. New clients only. Extra fee for deep cleaning. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.