What You'll Get
It is important to routinely groom your car—otherwise, it will grow an unsightly beard that will tickle your cheeks when you kiss it good night. Shave off soot and give your ride a much-needed lathering with today's Groupon: for $30, you get five Genius Plus car washes at Genius Car Wash and Detail (a $60 value).
Expertly harnessing the utility of its 90-foot vehicular conveyor belt, Genius Car Wash's staff of automotive caretakers efficiently sanitizes soiled sedans, sports cars, and SUVs. The Genius Plus wash begins by bathing cars in a prewash cleaning solution that loosens surface grime and builds trust between car and cleanser. Each auto then receives a high-pressure hot-water bath designed to purge hubcaps and grills of clinging grime before a thorough undercarriage flush rids vehicular underbellies of gravel dust and lingering wanderlust. Next, a specially formulated smart foam lathers away oily road film to produce a gleaming finish, and a soap-and-fragrance treatment leaves exteriors as fresh as a mint-scented baby. Once sufficiently scrubbed, exoskeletons are blanketed from mud-flap to moonroof with LustraShield, an automotive ambrosia that amplifies paint color and luster, and repels roadside sludge. Finally, rides are given a spot-free rinse, a heated blow-dry, an optional complimentary towel dry, and a petroleum-flavored lollipop for their cooperation.
In addition to a quintet of cleans, Genius also offers a $10 "Genius Member Card" to all new Groupon customers for $5. Good for a calendar year, this auto-beautifying badge provides perks including one free Genius Wash, savings on washes, and discounts on additional cleansing services.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 26, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Genius Car Wash and Detail
The automotive aestheticians at Genius Car Wash and Detail enlist a speedy and thorough 90-foot conveyor to help them scrub cars clean. Each automated wash employs a three-step process—a high-pressure prep wash, Smart Foam residue remover, and two modes of water treatment—to free roadsters of bugs and weather-related build up. Drivers can lavish their rides a little longer with three types of detailing packages, or opt for à la carte services such engine degreasing or a machine buff and clay-bar treatment. To avoid gridlock caused by pedestrians gawking at newly vacuumed upholstery, car owners can drop off their steel chariots for tinting services, which darken window panes in a host of shades.