What You'll Get
Like the moon, a set of perfectly white teeth is bright, alluring, and difficult to obtain without 238,857 miles of dental floss. Lasso a luminous glow with today's Groupon: for $1,800, you get a package including ClearCorrect invisible braces and more at Goldstein Dental (a $3,625 value). The package includes:
- An initial consultation
- Kodak x-rays, impressions, and photos
- Up to 10 sets of ClearCorrect invisible braces
- Routine progress appointments every three weeks
- Four tubes of Opalescence teeth-whitening solution
Doctors Goldstein and Sims, along with their experienced hygienists, improve the configuration and appearance pearly whites in their comfortable, modern dental office. ClearCorrect invisible braces straighten crowded front teeth on both the top and bottom rows, as well as the set of retractable teeth that emerge only to frighten siblings. During an initial consultation, the doctor verifies that the treatment is appropriate, then takes digital x-rays, impressions, and photos of the face and teeth to use when molding a series of invisible braces. Up to 10 custom teeth sheaths, to be worn for about three weeks between dentists' scheduled assessments, gently prod gum inhabitants into more linear placement without wires, rubber bands, or commemorative Robocop branded headgear. In addition to inconspicuous tusk-shapers, patients can take home four tubes of complimentary teeth-whitening solution, with additional sets available for $57.
Goldstein Dental Center's luxurious patient rooms let patients peruse the channels of a ceiling-mounted television and sink into pillow-laden treatment chairs. Complimentary laughing gas is available for patients, although it may result in giggling at unfunny objects such as x-ray bibs and American home videos. Call ahead within the next two months to schedule an appointment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 16, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must schedule consultation by 11/16/11. Services are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Goldstein Dental Center
Representing the third generation in a local family of dentists, Dr. Cary Goldstein opened his eponymous dental clinic in 1995 to culminate what is now 75 years of dental care under the Goldstein name. Dr. Goldstein and his team of dentists and hygienists address a full spectrum of tooth-related complaints, brushing and flossing patients' mouths free of tartar and tartar sauce during cleanings, keeping smiles pearly with a variety of over-the-counter or in-office whitening treatments, or restoring order to undulating toothscapes with clear braces and dental implants. He also ensures new patients receive thorough initial exams and x-rays, allowing him to keep tabs on their dental improvement over subsequent visits.