A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad-science hobby with today’s Groupon to Granger Dental Spa in Douglasville. Choose between the following options:
- For $59, you get a teeth whitening (a $400 value).
- For $89, you get an exam, x-rays, and a regular cleaning (a $283 value).
Dr. Debbie Granger brightens grins and calms panicky patients with soothing, spa-like amenities, such as warm facial towels, aromatherapy candles, and flat-screen monitors showing the latest dentist-based situational comedies. Achieve radiant pearlies with the teeth whitening, which includes custom bleaching trays made from impressions of your teeth. When worn for a few hours a day, the system produce results within 7–10 days. Alternatively, get your chompers checked out with x-rays (a $112 value) and an exam (a $83 value), followed by a cleaning that drops an anvil on scavenging plaque coyotes residing between enamel canyons (an $88 value).