What You'll Get
Cleaning your house can be an excellent way to impress a date, and cleaning a vacationing neighbor's house can be an excellent way to hide the fact that you've been living there. Cover your tracks with today's Groupon: for $49, you get an eco-friendly residential cleaning (a $149 value) from Green Clean, which services homes in all of Brevard County and Orange County east of Interstate 4. This Groupon gets the grime out of up to three bedrooms, two bathrooms, a kitchen, dining room, living room, and family room. Additional rooms may be purchased at an extra charge of $20 per room.
Green Clean kicks dust, crust, and cobwebs to the curb without afflicting the home’s inhabitants or the health of the planet with harsh chemicals. Using only Green Seal–certified products, Green Clean erases the crud that coagulates around sinks, tubs, and toilets—and also sweeps away kitchen flotsam and jetsam with a countertop cleanse, microwave wipe-down, stovetop sterilization, and exterior refrigerator scrub. Flitting from room to room, the Green Clean crew vacuums carpets, furniture, curtains, and dozing roommates. Beds get made, trash gets emptied, and baseboards and ceiling fans get dusted. By the time the cleaners vanish in a puff of potpourri, the windows will sparkle and the floorboards will be smooth enough to facilitate celebratory triple axels during football games.
Green Clean guarantees 100% satisfaction on all its services, and will reclean insufficiently scrubbed estates if a customer notifies Green Clean within 24 hours, or the average time it takes to realize how long one has been playing World of Warcraft.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 12, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2/person, may buy more as gifts. Limit 1/visit. By 1-week advance appt only. 2 day cancellation notice req'd or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appt. Valid for up to 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, kitchen, dining, living, and family rooms. Extra fee for upgrades. Valid for Brevard County and Orange County east of Interstate 4. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.