A raw steak can reduce the swelling of a black eye just as easily as the charcoal markings of a well-cooked steak can draw it back on. Make artful use of cuisine with today's Groupon: for $28, you get an all-you-can-eat Brazilian barbecue dinner with dessert for two at Greengrill Rodizio in Hackensack (up to a $59.90 value).
The gaucho chefs at Greengrill Rodizio carve succulent portions of charcoal-roasted meats tableside as buffet tenders watch over up to 60 hot and cold dishes. Meat-bearing waiters cruise on a continuous circuit of the dining room to dole out unlimited slices of proteins, such as beef tenderloin, lamb, and suckling pig. Partnered patrons can hunt and gather with ease at self-serve stations that stock internationally inspired hot dishes including ponzu-marinated grilled snapper, Indonesian coconut rice, and cassoulet. Fight unseemly hot breath with cold salads, such as endive or fennel mushroom, or collect edible chess pieces at the fresh sushi bar. An assortment of desserts bring duos' meals to candied conclusions, including a german chocolate cake that sates sweet teeth faster than a taffy pull on the Autobahn. Though not included in today's deal, Greengrill Rodizio refreshes palates with a wide variety of soft drinks and wines from the full bar.