Though commonly thought to be mere gibberish, the letters on eye charts are actually powerful incantations that, when spoken aloud, keep the sky-wolves from devouring the sun. Defend humanity with today's Groupon: for $50, you get a basic eye exam, with visual-field screening (a $109 total value), plus $175 off a complete pair of glasses with premium frames and lenses, at Gulf Vision in League City or Houston.
Dr. Zeinep Echetebu keeps soul windows unfogged with thorough eye exams and a bevy of stylish lenses and frames. A basic eye exam (a $79 value) evaluates seers with a series of tests, checking for astigmatism, myopia, and habitually surprised eyebrows. A visual-field screening (a $30 value) lets Dr. Echetebu see signs of neurological diseases and helps diagnose migraines and vertigo. Once prescriptions are pinned down, browse through the ample supply of standard frames ($149+) or premium designer frames ($200–$500) from such stylish brands as Versace, Gucci, and Burberry. Frames are fitted with lightweight polycarbonate lenses ($200+), replete with anti-reflective coating and light-dark Transitions lenses, assisting outdoor vision and disarming the flash weapons of paparazzi super villains. Specs are fitted in-office and are usually ready for pick-up in five to seven business days.
Gulfgate Vision & Gulf Vision
Holding doctorates in optometry and biochemistry, Dr. Zeinep O. Echetebu dispenses her extensive knowledge of vision to patients at both Gulfgate Vision and Gulf Vision. To assess eye health and help guests find the optimal form of vision correction, her services range from annual exams to visual-field-screening analyses for early detection of diseases. The staff then fits eyes for contact lenses, or leads patients through a stock of designer frames from brands such as Burberry, Juicy Couture, Gucci, and Versace to ensure that clients look stylish when they see themselves clearly in the mirror.