What You'll Get
Inaccessible to the hands, back musculature often falls prey to freeloading Kick Me signs and hitchhiking parrots. Liberate a beleaguered back with today’s Groupon to Pure Zen Therapy. Choose between the following options:
*For $45, you get a 75-minute Zen Chi massage (a $95 value).
- For $89, you get a 90-minute Couples Delight package (a $200 value) that includes:
- Two 60-minute massages with hot stones
- Two ginger-soufflé back scrubs<p>
Chronic aches and pains serve no match against Pure Zen’s licensed therapists, whose soothing grips assuage bodily stress with an arsenal of massage techniques accompanied by hot towels. The Zen Chi massage provides a tranquilizing compilation of relaxation methods, coddling olfactory senses with aromatherapy oils as specialists oust aches stroke by stroke. Reflexology techniques then bear down on specific points of the body to relieve pain and release tension caused by awkward eye contact with doppelgangers. Alternatively, romantic duos join hands as they abandon their stresses with the Couples Delight package, which begins with a 60-minute massage that melts away tension with strategically placed heated stones. The package also includes a pair of ginger-soufflé back scrubs to nourish skin and prevent the growth of vestigial wings.
Though Pure Zen Therapy sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 13, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. May buy additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must be 18 or older. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Pure Zen Therapy
Upon entering Pure Zen Therapy’s tranquil space, clients are greeted by the friendly staff that goes out of its way to get to know regular visitors and to ensure a personalized, comfortable massage experience. Each licensed massage therapist in the spa’s stable boasts a resumé of accredited massage hours and a dedication to Pure Zen’s personable attitude, a skill set that facilitates clients’ complete and total relaxation as therapists release tension and unwind knotted muscles using a variety of modalities. Each of the spa’s 13 different styles of traditional, specialty, and foot-centric massage help foster optimal wellness, addressing problems including chronic pain and sports-related soreness or injury.
During sessions ranging from traditional deep-tissue massage to reinvigorating Thai foot massage, therapists encourage their clients to take a minute to acclimate to the relaxing space, using deep breathing and therapeutic wolf howling to purge stress. Pure Zen’s Sunday spa brunches, held every other Sunday from 1 p.m. to 4 p.m., nurture the spa’s community of relaxation- and wellness-minded clients with a custom massage and foot scrub alongside healthy brunch food and beverages for an additional fee.