If hair could talk, it would have a mouth, transforming stylish head wraps into cruel mufflers and skinny headbands into orthodontia. Give hair a voice with today's Groupon: for $17, you get a haircut and style at Hairology in Clovis (a $35 value).
At Hairology, the friendly staff puts clients at ease with careful consultations before slapping skulls with chic styles. Clients can dictate tastes with the salon's picture book of styles, through verbal language, or with photographs of their desired 'do frolicking in the wild. Once they've torn down the scaffolding and unveiled the majestic façade of cuticular couture, scissor mavens offer expert guidance for keeping up headifices, allowing clients to maintain composure and reframe their style in the face of 95 mph straight-line winds or the playful tussling of overenthusiastic in-laws.