What You'll Get
According to Newton's Fourth Law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts—which in turn repels aerodynamics, the opposite gender, and gravity itself. Smooth your horseless carriage's exterior with today's deal. For $75, you get a full car detail at Harnish Lincoln Mercury of Puyallup, which is about 15–20 minutes outside Tacoma (a $150 value). Like preparing a poisonous puffer fish for consumption, this thorough detailing takes time and patience to complete, so expect to leave your ride overnight.
The automotive remix at the Puyallup dealership begins as the car-cleaning experts harness the soothing power of steam to thoroughly flush your hard-worked engine, carpets, seats, and headliner clean of dirt, dust, and doughnut crumbs. While a specially trained machine buffs the car's exterior, the clean team will swipe and wipe your auto's interior surfaces, including vinyl and leather. During this time, door jambs are degunked, the trunk is cleansed (including a steam cleaning of soiled carpets, if needed), and tires are scrubbed until they are the brightest shade of black. The total-body workout winds down with a waxing of your auto's exterior and a sepia-toned snapshot of the beautified buggy for scrapbooking posterity.
While a nice coat of soil on your car tells the world the story of past Amazonian jaguar-chasing adventures, not being able to peer through the caked-on grime makes for hazardous driving conditions. A complete car overhaul at Harnish Lincoln Mercury will concisely clear excess buildup inside and out, leaving your ride slicker, fresher, and invisible to three types of radar. Call Harnish to book an overnight overhaul for your beloved motor coach.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 10, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per household, may buy multiple as gifts. Service is overnight. Not redeemable by other car dealers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.