Like babies, cars are cursed with the inability to tell their owners when they are soiled, which often results in peeling paint, rusty rims, and embarrassing rashes. Seek the intervention of a car whisperer with today's Groupon: for $14, you get three level-one car washes at Havoline Fast Lube-Diamond Car Wash (a $29.85 value).
Havoline captures four-wheeled mobiles and gives them thorough scrub downs that restore shininess and flush out dirty interiors. With a trio of level-one washes, autos have three opportunities to take a cleansing trip through the precision-programmed, automatic soft-cloth wash tunnel, in which bumpers are cleaned and tires are pressure washed to blast away tread grime that's overstayed its welcome. After coaxing your car out of its cozy bath tunnel with promises of free spoilers and lightbars, Havoline's cleaners towel down the mechanical beast before hoovering seats, mats, and carpets clear of gunk and wiping windows clean. Finally, the attendants dust down the dashboard, steering column, and console before applying a spritz of car cologne that's certain to strike love in the engines of autos all across the neighborhood.
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Charlotte, North Carolina 28216