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What You'll Get
Lasers are a viable fat burning solution, unlike other promised weight-loss innovations of the space age such as meals in pill form and robots that sprint after humans every time they leave a building. Embrace a svelter future with today's Groupon: for $99, you get one session of the Bliss non-surgical body-sculpting program with the Zerona LipoLaser at Heal n Cure in Northbrook (a $545 value).
Holding Blue Cross Blue Shield's coveted Blue Tier ranking for the low cost and high effectiveness of their treatments, Heal n Cure’s board-certified physicians and bariatricians, including Advocate Health Care mentor Dr. Meena Malhotra, specialize in non-invasive weight loss procedures. With one session of the Bliss body-sculpting program, the FDA-approved cold laser Zerona LipoLaser machine is used in conjunction with body composition metrics and lipid counseling to help patients shed inches and keep them away without state-issued restraining orders. During the 40-minute Zerona procedure, laser light is carefully targeted at fatty deposits, causing the lipids to emulsify and escape adipose prisons before being carried away by the lymphatic system. Because the cold laser eschews the uncomfortable heat generated by similar systems, patients can relax however they please, reading a magazine, zoning out, or mentally composing villanelles about Teddy Roosevelt. The treatment has zero downtime, so newly sculpted selves can return immediately to work or play following the session.
Today's deal is only for one Zerona treatment and full efficacy usually requires a minimum of six treatments over two weeks.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 16, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 add'l as gift. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must be 18 or older. New clients only. Pre-treatment consultation required. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.