Lasers are a viable fat burning solution, unlike other promised weight-loss innovations of the space age such as meals in pill form and robots that sprint after humans every time they leave a building. Embrace a svelter future with today's Groupon: for $99, you get one session of the Bliss non-surgical body-sculpting program with the Zerona LipoLaser at Heal n Cure in Northbrook (a $545 value).
Holding Blue Cross Blue Shield's coveted Blue Tier ranking for the low cost and high effectiveness of their treatments, Heal n Cure’s board-certified physicians and bariatricians, including Advocate Health Care mentor Dr. Meena Malhotra, specialize in non-invasive weight loss procedures. With one session of the Bliss body-sculpting program, the FDA-approved cold laser Zerona LipoLaser machine is used in conjunction with body composition metrics and lipid counseling to help patients shed inches and keep them away without state-issued restraining orders. During the 40-minute Zerona procedure, laser light is carefully targeted at fatty deposits, causing the lipids to emulsify and escape adipose prisons before being carried away by the lymphatic system. Because the cold laser eschews the uncomfortable heat generated by similar systems, patients can relax however they please, reading a magazine, zoning out, or mentally composing villanelles about Teddy Roosevelt. The treatment has zero downtime, so newly sculpted selves can return immediately to work or play following the session.
Today's deal is only for one Zerona treatment and full efficacy usually requires a minimum of six treatments over two weeks.
Heal n Cure
The board-certified physicians and medical personnel at Heal n Cure help clients lose weight by drawing on their expertise in nutrition and medicine. They carefully customize each treatment to suit each client's medical conditions, goals, and knowledge of Happy Days trivia. During weight-loss treatments, the physician tracks “core wellness” by measuring fat mass and metabolism, as well as performing body-composition analyses with each visit. The medical staff can also help tighten waistlines with body-sculpting Zerona lasers and vanquish skin problems such as dark spots and scars with MicroPulse technology.
1122 Willow Rd.
Northbrook, Illinois 60062