Ever since humans evolved necks, they have craned them to look at the stars, making astronomy the oldest profession and chiropractic the second oldest. Align yourself for continued constellation-scoping with today's Groupon: for $45, you get a chiropractic-treatment and massage package at Health Focus Chiropractic in Foley (up to a $185 total value). The package includes:
- A chiropractic exam, x-rays, and treatment (up to a $110 value)
- A one-hour Swedish or deep-tissue massage (a $75 value)
Overseen by Doctor of Chiropractic Kevin Hogan, Health Focus Chiropractic strives to oust vexing ailments from backbones and joints. After a consultation, a doctor gauges backbone health during a meticulous exam, during which they inspect clients' reflexes, posture, turning and bending prowess, and fluency in the dialect of pretzel. If needed, x-rays can then chart where wayward spines have gone awry by scoping for misaligned vertebrae and other symptom sources. A tailored adjustment endeavors to straighten errant disks with precise manual manipulation, which may relieve physiques of chronic pain, loosen knotted tissue, and improve the body's range of motion for a competitive edge in 5K crab-walk marathons.
Health Focus Chiropractic also deploys a team of licensed massage therapists to knuckle at patrons’ spinal dais for 60 minutes, reducing stress and corporeal tension. Focused pressure mollifies sore segments during the deep-tissue massage, and the kneads of the Swedish massage employ long, flowing strokes to gelatinize musculature into the consistency of marshmallows for better buoyancy in hot chocolate.
224 W Laurel Ave.
Foley, Alabama 36535