What You'll Get
Ever since humans evolved necks, they have craned them to look at the stars, making astronomy the oldest profession and chiropractic the second oldest. Align yourself for continued constellation-scoping with today's Groupon: for $45, you get a chiropractic-treatment and massage package at Health Focus Chiropractic in Foley (up to a $185 total value). The package includes:
- A chiropractic exam, x-rays, and treatment (up to a $110 value)
- A one-hour Swedish or deep-tissue massage (a $75 value)
Overseen by Doctor of Chiropractic Kevin Hogan, Health Focus Chiropractic strives to oust vexing ailments from backbones and joints. After a consultation, a doctor gauges backbone health during a meticulous exam, during which they inspect clients' reflexes, posture, turning and bending prowess, and fluency in the dialect of pretzel. If needed, x-rays can then chart where wayward spines have gone awry by scoping for misaligned vertebrae and other symptom sources. A tailored adjustment endeavors to straighten errant disks with precise manual manipulation, which may relieve physiques of chronic pain, loosen knotted tissue, and improve the body's range of motion for a competitive edge in 5K crab-walk marathons.
Health Focus Chiropractic also deploys a team of licensed massage therapists to knuckle at patrons’ spinal dais for 60 minutes, reducing stress and corporeal tension. Focused pressure mollifies sore segments during the deep-tissue massage, and the kneads of the Swedish massage employ long, flowing strokes to gelatinize musculature into the consistency of marshmallows for better buoyancy in hot chocolate.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 10, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. New customers only. Services are non-transferable. X-rays and adjustment will be administered if medically necessary. Not valid with Medicare or Medicaid. Must be used in one visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.