What You'll Get
Without regular cleaning, human bodies, like couch cushions, accumulate dead skin cells, spare change, and clumps of lint resembling Plymouth Rock. Purge impurities with today's Groupon to Herbal Infusion in Fort Washington. Choose between the following options:
• For $42, you get one colonic (an $85 value).
• For $44, you get one holistic Egyptian body wrap (an $89 value).
Herbal Infusion's purifying body treatments help restore health and vitality to listless bodies. After the self-insertion of a colonic tube into your tailpipe, five to six gallons of water wash away waste, some varieties of parasites, and urban myths about indigestible gum. As water cleans the colon, trained sinew soothers administer a stomach massage to ease light cramps. The 30-minute procedure concludes with a toast of an electrolyte-rich replenishing drink.
During the holistic Egyptian body wrap, 14 herbs relive memories of flavoring artisan focaccia as they cling to aloe-vera-slathered bodies. A skilled aesthetician applies the curative potpourri from ankle to neck, then switches on a heated massage bed for 45 minutes of detoxifying relaxation. With a set of before-and-after measurements, patrons can definitively measure detoxification and flaunt their figures on neighbor's refrigerators.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 22, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. Must be 18 or older. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Herbal Infusion
At Herbal Infusion, Marilyn Hockaday-Bey champions simple, holistic solutions for personal care. True to its name, the health center offers an extensive line of herbal supplements to aid in everything from digestion to flagging energy from continually trying to spell “supplement.” But it’s also a spa-like retreat, working to heal bodies and minds with rejuvenating services. Marilyn aims to evict toxins from clients’ bodies through colon-hydrotherapy sessions, ionic footbaths, and Egyptian body wraps fortified with natural ingredients. Massage therapists soothe stressed muscles with Swedish, hot stone, or pre-natal sessions, while reiki specialists manipulate energies to promote wellness.