Astronaut cooks have made numerous attempts to wrangle hamburgers into space-ready meals, from dehydrated-pickle discs to vacuum-sealed burger bottles. Enjoy what our starry-eyed brethren never can with today’s Groupon: for $5, you get a Hintonburger, fries, and a drink at Hintonburger (a $10 value).
Hintonburger bolsters appetites with classic North American eats and signature burgers handmade from local beef. The archetypal Hintonburger saddles a 6-ounce patty with smoked bacon, cheddar cheese, and a specialty barbecue sauce (a $7 value). Customers can sauce their beefcakes with banana peppers, garlic sauce, and pickled turnips. Slurp down a refreshing drink (a $1.25 value) and embellish the towering steaktuary with a side of value fries and a delicately placed pink bow (a $2 value). All three are available in a combo (a $10 value). Hintonburger also hosts outdoor seating where diners can consume unlimited oxygen and Sasquatch sightings.