What You'll Get
A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad science hobby with today’s Groupon from the offices of Dr. Howard Hoffman, D.M.D. and Dr. Peter Karl D.M.D. Choose between these two options:
- For $49, you get a dental exam, cleaning, and x-rays (a $375 value).
- For $125, you get a Zoom! teeth-whitening procedure (a $750 value).
Dentists Hoffman and Karl specialize in putting new and nervous patients at ease while they administer their dental services. Their skilled professionals will peer deep into mouths for signs of trouble, take pictures of teeth for the Hoffman and Karl yearbook, and address any concerns, pains, or existential ennui before degunking the charming chompers of their patients. Alternately, opt for the Zoom! teeth-whitening procedure, which, like watching a baby dove on a high-definition TV, can brighten teeth up to eight shades in one session.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 27, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.