What You'll Get
For all its technological advances in other areas, modern medicine is still treating human hair loss with prescriptions for medicinal werewolves. That all changes with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get three months of low-level laser hair-restoration treatments (a $975 value) at Hair Replacement Clinic on Miamisburg-Centerville Road. HRC is a hair-replacement clinic whose dedicated, professional staff uses effective, physician-vetted treatments and laser therapy to reforest the cranial wastelands of both men and women. With today’s deal, clients can stop in once a week over a three-month period for therapeutic scalp blastings with an FDA-approved low-level laser, whose cool red light stimulates blood supply to follicles with minimal skin irritation. These noninvasive 15- to 30-minute treatments promote follicular regrowth and thicken existing hair shafts for a fuller, more regal mane, making it easy for undercover agents to infiltrate illegal lion prides. Most clients see visible results after five to six treatments.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 13, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiples as gifts. By appointment only. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.