Hydro Zen Aqua Massage

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In a Nutshell

Mechanized massage beds' 36 water jets pulsate beneath padding to mollycoddle muscles with custom pressure during fully clothed sessions

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Aug 9, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must redeem services in full by 8/8/12. Services are non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Without proper direction, water can become a troublemaker, flooding basements, raining on parades, and selfishly hoarding the world’s whales. Give purpose to a wishy-washy element with today’s Groupon to Hydro Zen. Choose from the following options:

  • For $20, you get one 30-minute aqua massage (a $40 value).
  • For $40, you get three 30-minute aqua massages (a $120 value).
  • For $60, you get five 30-minute aqua massages (a $200 value).<p>

Hydro Zen’s Aqua Massage machines mollycoddle physiques with 36 water jets beneath their waterproof barrier, allowing guests to stay fully clothed and free of lotions and residue. The jets pulsate in tandem as they travel the length of the body, soothing stress, increasing circulation, and relieving lingering pain caused by overenthusiastic Atlas impersonations. Guests control the speed, pressure, and pulsation frequency of their mechanized massage therapist, calibrating sessions for optimal relaxation. The studio is sheathed in the calming hues of aqua and sand, brightened by plants trained to croon Bing Crosby tunes.

Hydro Zen

Each of Hydro Zen’s heated Aqua Massage beds harnesses the power of the tides to relieve sore muscles, targeting areas of chronic tension with rolling waves and vibrating jet streams. Personalized controls allow each guest to dial up specialized sequences from 36 water jets that send ebbing and flowing currents of water pulsating across the full body. Unlike a traditional massage, the therapeutic aqua massage does not require clients to disrobe, sparing them the awkwardness of explaining away a past therapist’s tattooed signature.

Customer Reviews

Had a great experience! Thank you!
Gary M. · September 16, 2012
We'll be back for more. Thanks for the great experiences.
Lucrecia B. · March 21, 2012
I'll be back, and am sending others to enjoy the experience!
Hugh S. · March 21, 2012

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