Health is more than the absence of disease; it's the overall well-being of the physical, psychological, and emotional biospheres. Today's Groupon can heal you through and through with an integrated, holistic discount: $39 for a consultation, exam, and 45-minute acupuncture session at Immortal Palace, a $90 value. Unstick your qi and release your hidden superpowers of finding lost keys and playing the saxophone real good.
The Chinese mapped a network of channels through which energy, or qi, flows through the body. Tentatively known as The Inter Net, before that name was discarded as silly, these channels revealed that uneven flow of energy can cause disease and pain. Colorado School of Traditional Chinese Medicine alum Josie Bouchier has completed 3,000 hours of education including 1,000 of clinical practice with training in moxibustion (heat therapy), tui na (Chinese massage), gua sha (friction therapy), acupressure, cupping, and auriculotherapy. She specializes in treating women's issues (menstrual irregularities, fertility issues, pregnancy, delayed labor, post-natal recovery, and menopausal symptoms), but works on a variety of clients. Your 90-minute session includes a consultation, exam, nutritional counseling, and a 45-minute acupuncture session that may help you sleep better, digest better, immune system better, and reenergize.
The National Institutes of Health concluded in 1997 that acupuncture is an effective treatment for a variety of conditions, including asthma, allergies, headaches, menstrual cramps, and back pain. Click here to see a full list of ailments that Bouchier treats with acupuncture. Even fiddle-fit specimens of health can benefit from acupuncture treatment, as it is known to boost the immune system—just in time for flu season.
Testimonials taken from Immortal Palace’s site praise its procedures’ transformative results:
- I attribute my successful recovery to acupuncture, and Josie's thorough understanding of the healing process. I would highly recommend her to anyone seeking speedy recovery from surgery or other wounds, or any other issue for which western advice and prescriptions only partially treat. – Rachel
- Josie did a great job calming my nerves from the very beginning. She listened and took into account my concerns right from the start. – Rebecca Holmboe
- She has also helped me on several occasions to deal with headaches. She is a calm, soothing and competent practitioner whom I highly recommend to all my friends and family. – Ashley
Living Forever is Within Your Grasp
With advances in medicine and technology, plus the healing powers of the Immortal Palace, living forever is now a possibility for many people. Here’s what you can look forward to thanks to eternal life:
Age 100: Your grandchildren love you, locals respect you, and the raccoon trapped under the porch turns out to be a cat.
Age 1,000: You’ve read every book worth reading plus every Tom Clancy book.
Age 2,000: Leaving the gas on in your old house 600 years ago may have caused the East Coast to explode.
Age 4,000: After centuries of wandering the earth, you’ve still not accomplished your real goal—appearing on money.
Age 10,000: Trapped by your immortality and never feeling the relief of Death, you move into a water park.
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Immortal Palace's therapists practice acupuncture and chinese herbal medicine to help patients overcome an array of physical and mental illnesses, from chronic pain and infertility to anxiety and insomnia. Using needles as thin as cats' whiskers, they stimulate different combinations of acupoints to strengthen the flow of chi, or life force, that circulates along the body's energy meridians. The therapists, who specialize in women's health, also oversee a diet program called The Only Nutrition Program You'll Ever Need, which helps participants detoxify their bodies and overcome cravings for sugar.
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