What You'll Get
Though commonly thought to be mere gibberish, the letters on eye charts are actually powerful incantations that, when spoken aloud, keep the sky-wolves from devouring the sun. Protect celestial solar systems with today's Groupon: for $100, you get an eye exam and $101 toward glasses or contacts at Innovative Eyecare (a $200 value).
Innovative Eyecare's full-service optometry boutique inspects eyes and outfits peepers with designer eyewear and contact lenses. Before clients select a stylish lens corrector, an experienced optometrist thoroughly examines their eyes during a 30-minute appointment aimed at determining prescription and assessing the health and Morse code blinking speed of the optic nerve (a $99 value). Next, a spectacle stylist can help outfit blinkers with chic frames from designers including Prada, Versace, Ray-Ban, Calvin Klein, and more ($160–$600). A variety of contact lenses are also available for discreet vision correcting or reading covert assignments written exclusively in size 3 font ($19.75–$86.50/box).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 3, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Not valid with insurance. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.