In the Dark Ages, people cleansed themselves of slings and arrows with outrageous fortunes, soaking themselves in baths of Fabergé-egg-infused gold doubloons. Revel in a more affordable and effective treatment with today's Groupon: for $50, you get one debut mineral body wrap at Instafirm Body Wraps (a $125 value). This slimming center is located in Troy.
Instafirm aims to perfect the body-firming process for optimal results, transforming your physique with noninvasive technologies. Each debut body wrap session begins in a private wrapping room. No birthday suits are allowed, as ladies and gents are kindly asked to sport swimsuit-sized coverage for optimal results. With experience in sushi, cigars, and transporting area rugs from here to there, the friendly rolling experts at Instafirm will measure you and snugly drape your body in a warm blanket of bandages soaked in a mineral-rich solution.
Unlike passive wraps that dehydrate you, Instafirm works with your body to achieve a thinner appearance and to smooth out cellulite and stretch marks. An hour in the body wrap can also be coupled with an infrared sauna to throw unneeded flab and slack out the window into neighboring yards, eventually blossoming as apple trees. For more information on your session, take a look at the wrap facts.
Typically, unwrapped guests reveal a loss of 6–20 inches after just one session. Armed with futuristic inch-shaving powers, the skilled technicians will wrap your body, wrap your heart, and rap you any Biz Markie hit from 1989.
Instafirm Body Wraps & Spa
Instafirm Body Wraps & Spa's selection of Tyra Banks– and Ellen DeGeneres–approved wraps streamlines figures with a blend of nutrition-grade minerals and electrolytes that doesn't dehydrate the body. In private treatment rooms, trained technicians cocoon patrons in solution-soaked bandages that shrink circumferences by up to 20 inches, smooth cellulite, and induce flashbacks of childhood mummy costumes. A full supplement of spa treatments includes custom facial masks, microdermabrasion, and detoxifying footbaths.