What You'll Get
Spiders are known for loitering in places where they don't belong, such as basements, sci-fi novels, and bowls of chocolate-covered flies. Kick out spidery vein invaders with today's Groupon: for $99, you get four small-area laser spider vein removal sessions (a $915 value) at An Institute of Laser Hair Removal and Laser Therapy, located in Pembroke Pines. Small areas are defined as areas that take approximately 30 minutes to treat. You may also apply the value of your Groupon to a larger area and pay the difference.
The certified physicians at An Institute of Laser Hair Removal and Laser Therapy utilize high-tech beams to bust up loitering vein squiggles from nearly all areas of the body. Your four sessions will commence after an initial consultation with one of the center's dedicated technicians, during which you'll be able to ask questions about the treatment and relay arachnophobic nightmares to an empathetic set of ears. During treatments, specialized light is sent gently through the skin to heat and dissolve the dark hemoglobin in misplaced vessels. Any mild discomfort can be soothed with cool compresses or compassionate yeti hugs, though sessions usually don't require any recovery time or full-on snuggling. The fading process may take several weeks and temporary changes to surrounding skin color may also be observed. Talk with one of the institute's physicians to learn about other risks and side effects.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 6, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. No cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Institute of Health Services
Institute of Health Services's experienced technicians harness the power of high-powered light beams to clear up unsightly skin botherations, including unwanted hair, spider veins, wrinkles, and acne. The pulsed light of photofacial treatments works to tighten up enlarged pores and wrinkles, as well as ease away redness. MicroLaser peels slough off dead skin cells on the face with the hopes of diminishing the evidence of scars, pigmentation, fine lines, and face-painted reminders to pay utility bills left by roommates.