What You'll Get
While it doesn't provide the discomfort and high ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get a one-hour Swedish massage (a $60 value) at Integrated Massage Therapy Center Inc. at either of its locations in Stow or Oakwood Village.
Swedish massage, a technique using light to medium pressure, is one of the most popular types of kneads in the massage therapist's tool box. It uses long, connective strokes to improve blood flow, stimulate the lymphatic system, relieve physical tension, and melt stress into a puddle of biodegradable papier-mâché. It can also flush lactic acid, uric acid, and metabolic wastes from tissues, speeding up recovery time from most common anvil-related injuries. Composed within serene confines, the Swedish massage's glissading strokes shepherd bodies of all conditions—from weatherworn soul sacks to mint condition edifices—into a soothing realm of protoplasmic placidity. The massage maestro follows up the procedure with advice on how to remain as loose as an unassembled IKEA goose using nutrition and exercise.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 22, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. Valid only for listed service. Valid only at Stow and Oakwood Village locations. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.