Like glaciers and tectonic plates, teeth are slowly yet surely on the move as they attempt to turn their host’s mouth into frozen tundra and then rip it apart like a bite-size Pangaea. Defeat devious teeth with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get an initial Invisalign examination, x-rays, photos, and impressions (a $325 value), plus $1,000 toward the full teeth-straightening treatment. Choose from the following providers and locations:
Drs. Paul M. Austin and Maria A. Singson in Simi Valley.
Dr. Michael Kosdon in Thousand Oaks.
Dr. Page Hudson in Oxnard.
Dr. Raymond G.W. Kubisch in Santa Barbara.
Dr. Peter M. Roth in Agoura Hills.
Dr. Chad M. Wright in Camarillo.
The Invisalign process straightens crooked chompers with a combination of highly advanced, 3-D graphics and the spells of old-fashioned orthodontia, eschewing cumbersome braces for clear, removable aligners that are virtually invisible to the unclothed eye. An initial consultation and exam, including x-rays, photos, and impressions of your mouth terrain, pave the way for a flurry of calibrated teeth sheaths that are designed to slowly shift walnut crackers into alignment. While the total cost of an Invisalign treatment varies for each customer (it can run anywhere from around $3,500 to $8,000), this Groupon gets you $1,000 toward that final cost. View some Invisalign FAQs here.
Though disparate in locale, each dedicated dentist accessible with this Groupon is a certified Invisalign provider. The comfy offices and kindly staff of each tooth-whisperer ensure a smooth transition of oral alignment from chaotic to cleanly catalogued. Depending on the client’s teeth, separate aligners will need to be worn during a period of about 12 months, for adults, before the straightening effect finally self-actuates in a sudden burst of pink smoke and slobber. Aligners are worn for 20–22 hours per day and should only be removed when eating, brushing, flossing, or modeling a finely clenched jaw.