In nature, the only way for animals to achieve perfect vision is to crossbreed with an eagle, usually resulting in eagle-eyed abominations such as snakes with talons and flying pumas. Keeping human senses sharp is a less formidable task, as today’s Groupon proves: for $2,400, you get complete LASIK surgery at InVision Eyecare in Lakewood (a $4,800 value).
At InVision Eyecare, Dr. Edward Hedaya molds muddled sight orbs into precision image producers with advanced technology and an amiable staff. LASIK surgery, often a completely painless procedure, lasts roughly three minutes per eye. During each treatment, eye experts employ a combination of software, computer controls, and futuristic zapping noises in the battle to treat myopia, astigmatism, and hyperopia. With the Allegretto Wave Eye-Q laser, doctors reshape the corneal contours so they're more toned and attractive to passing photons.
The bespectacled should consult their ophthalmologist about their eligibility for the LASIK procedure before fixing their eyes' insolence. Though the procedure has been deemed safe and effective by the ASCRS and the ESEC, it is not for every pair of peepers.