Uptight sinews lead to stressed skeletons, resulting in botched rounds of hokey pokey and half-hearted monster mashes. Keep Halloween hootenannies fun with today's Groupon to J. Joseph Salon in Land O' Lakes. Choose between the following options:
- For $27, you get a 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage (up to a $65 value).
- For $50, you get a 50-minute classic facial and a 30-minute derm-renewal peel (a $115 total value).
Under the watchful cosmetic eye of owner Ray Naccour, the staff at J. Joseph Salon executes their lavish services with an aesthetic arsenal of Redken products. Indulge in the long, flowing strokes of a Swedish massage, a Nordic-inspired kneading that can bolster flow on blood boulevards and relieve tension (a $55 value). The deep-tissue massage is an intense-pressure prod designed to assuage chronic muscle tautness and convince rebellious tendons to continue in the family ankle-augmenting business (a $65 value).
Guests yearning for a face as soft as a bully's self-worth can pair a derm-renewal peel—an exfoliating treatment that moisturizes and promotes skin growth (a $50 value)—with a classic facial (a $65 value). Each mug is preened to perfection with a cleansing, steam, exfoliation, extractions, and customized mask, then mellowly melted with a facial massage.
All treatments are enjoyed in J. Joseph Salon’s upscale yet cozy atmosphere, surrounding guests with European accouterments such as elegantly curved lighting fixtures and deep-red drapes. A cascade of complimentary beverages is available, including assorted wines, soft drinks, juices, and water bottled straight from the Fountain of Youth.
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J. Joseph Salon & Spa
At J. Joseph Salon & Spa, more than 30 expert stylists color, cut, and style hair, leaning on experience that causes them to be sought out by television programs, fashion shows, and droves of loyal customers. The salon's level system helps clients choose an ideal stylist based on training, years of professional experience, and number of swords and epaulets. Armed with instruction and certification from top salon academies, the team of stylists, aestheticians, and nail technicians helps patrons rework their appearance with haircuts and makeup applications, formal hairstyling, and shellac mani-pedis. Therapists help clients unwind and release pent-up tension with deep-tissue or Swedish massages, while skin experts revitalize complexions with nourishing facials and microdermabrasions.