What You'll Get
Acupuncture treatments are used to relieve pain, increase energy, and improve well-being, unlike normal puncture treatments, which are only used when patients are filled with helium. Let your ailments float away with today's Groupon: for $49, you get an initial chiropractic consultation and exam, x-rays, and a treatment including therapy, adjustment, and acupuncture (a $400 value) at January Chiropractic & Acupuncture.
The dedicated, board-licensed duo of Brandon and Megan January use their years of knowledge and training to fight spinal subluxations (misalignments), and disrupted energy through a combination of acupuncture and chiropractic techniques. This treatment package advocates that, with the removal of persnickety spinal and energy disruptions, the human body can heal itself from degeneration, like a wolverine regrowing its metal fingernails. After the initial consultation and exam ($150 value) and x-rays ($200 value), the therapy, adjustment, and acupuncture begin ($50 value). The first chiropractic treatment uses hands-on, low-force technique to optimize overall health by aiming to restore normal functions to the nervous system, ridding vertebra of harmful hangers-on. Immune systems get a boost with intersegmental traction, which seeks to stimulate important acupuncture points along the spine and exercises discs. Much to the chagrin of needle maniacs, the Januarys use needleless acupuncture to rout the body's sources of pain, disease, and organ malfunction. Instead, electrical stimulation opens up the express lanes of the body's energy highway. This fast, safe, and easy technique helps rejuvenate blood flow, puts a bounty on the heads of bodily aches, and forces porcupines to seek employment elsewhere.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 10, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Extra fee for upgrade. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.