What You'll Get
Only the most deserving species receive teeth, which explains the bare-mouthed lives of the morally dubious duck and hard-drinking turtle. Revel in your toothy existence with today's Groupon at Jeffrey W. Laubmeier DMD in Lakewood. Choose from the following options:
For $59, you get a standard cleaning (a $66 value), a comprehensive examination (a $60 value), four bite-wing x-rays (a $55 value), and a panoramic x-ray if needed (a $94 value), plus an oral-cancer screening and a treatment-planning consultation with Dr. Laubmeier for patients 16 and older (up to a $275 total value). New clients only.
For $49, you get a standard cleaning (a $55 value), comprehensive examination (a $60 value), and any necessary x-rays (up to $149 value), plus an oral-cancer screening and a treatment-planning consultation with Dr. Laubmeier for children 15 and younger (up to a $264 total value). New clients only.
For $59, you get an Invisalign assessment, consultation, and records (a $325 total value), plus $500 off the complete Invisalign service.
Dr. Jeffrey Laubmeier, a Greater Cleveland Top Dentist, along with his dedicated team of tooth-tenders, console mouths with individualized attention and transparency, carefully explaining each procedure ahead and answering any questions. He'll administer a comprehensive examination of your inner jaw (including an oral-cancer screening), take four bite-wing and (if needed) panoramic x-rays of your teeth for the office yearbook, and address any concerns, pains, or existential ennui before de-gunking your charming chompers. If needed, Dr. Laubmeier will conduct a posttreatment consultation to discuss the future of your cuspids. After equipping you with dental knowledge and the latest care information, including not brushing with a timpani mallet, he'll release your smile into the wild, prepared to dazzle everyone it bites on a daily basis.
Invisalign products straighten teeth using clear, customized trays rather than metal wires, brackets, or miniature handcuffs. The assessment and consultation, along with the records collected, serve as the initial step in committing to Invisalign braces, provided that you and Dr. Laubmeier agree to this option. In the event that you elect for Invisalign treatment, using this deal gets you $500 off the cost of the full service.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 22, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. New clients only, except for Invisalign option. Must be 16 or older for adult service; 15 or younger for child; 18 or older for Invisalign option. Not valid with insurance. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.