What You'll Get
If Dorothy had never changed the Tin Man's oil, the Wizard probably would have just thrown away his spare heart. Show your car you have a heart with today's Groupon: for $12, you get an oil change and 27-point check-up at Jerry's Performance Auto in Webster. This Groupon also gets you 10% off repair work.
During oil changes, the dependable gear greasers at Jerry's help transfuse over-tapped vehicle veins with up to 5 quarts of life-sustaining, semisynthetic crude. The friendly staff members are versed in handling all makes and models of foreign and domestic roadcrafts, allowing them to give each and every car the respect and attention it deserves, even if it has a thick Pig Latin accent.
In addition, Groupon holders get 10% off any repair work, nullifying the negative influence of dive-bombing attack pigeons or malicious shopping-cart street gangs.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 11, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Valid only for semi-synthetic oil. Additional charge for more than 5 quarts of oil. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.