What You'll Get
Ninety percent of alleged UFO sightings can be easily explained as falling meteors, swamp-gas reflections, or doughy orbs hurled into orbit by Herculean pizza makers. Enjoy earthbound eats with today's Groupon: for $13, you get a combo meal including an extra-large three-topping regular-crust pizza (a $22.05 value), Jimmy stix (a $2.95 value), and cinnamon sticks (a $2.95 value) from Jimmy's Pizza in Prescott, WI (a $27.95 value).
Jimmy's Pizza serves up piping-hot pies for delivery, take-out, or in-restaurant wolf-downs. Accept an extra-large pizza with all the blushing and gushing of a movie star accepting complimentary airline pretzels, then garnish it with three toppings of your choice, from old favorites to avant-garde specials such as shrimp or sauerkraut. Savory Jimmy stix lend a chewy twist with twirls of pizza dough brushed with butter, garlic, and parmesan, served with a cool pool of pizza sauce. End the meal with cinnamon sticks, the Jimmy stix doppelganger covered in cinnamon butter and served alongside whipped frosting for dipping or flinging at the unwanted advances of concupiscent sugar cookies.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 24, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for meal listed. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.