What You'll Get
Before battle, samurai warriors gently exfoliated and deeply cleansed their pores so they could slay foes with one sexy glance. Become an aesthetic warrior with today's Groupon: for $35, you get $70 worth of services at Joie de Vie Salon & Day Spa in Pleasanton.
A serene sanctuary in a world increasingly overrun by out-of-control marching bands, Joie de Vie de-stresses guests with impeccable services that nurture the body, mind, knuckle sticks, and spirit. The over-taloned can indulge appendages with the classic manicure, which makes cuticles cute, reshapes scraggly edges into fine forms, and coat tops with layers of color more vivid than crayons melted to unmelted crayons ($15). For a more luxurious luxuriation, wrap bone blankets in a milk and honey sugar body polish ($70) or treat tresses to a deep-conditioning treatment & blow-dry ($50). Your pampered physique will emerge with a sightly form and a newfound respect for its needy sidewalk shadow.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 1, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/pers., may buy mult. as gifts. By appt only. Cncl. policy applies. New clients only. Val. for svcs. includ. Swedish & deep-tissue massage but not for other massages, products, or cuts. Cannot share Groupon. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.