What You'll Get
Bistros are remarkable in that they somehow manage to be both fancy and casual at the same time, much like a necktie with Taz on it. Feel gussied up without too much fuss with today's Groupon to Jonesy's in Gallatin. Choose between two options:
- For $7, you get $15 worth of dinner cuisine and drinks.
- For $5, you get $12 worth of lunch cuisine and drinks.
Jonesy's dishes up a grub-stuffed menu of salads and sandwiches while sating the more revelous hungers of post-work loungers with a walk-in humidor, golf simulator, and warm, communal atmosphere. Diners use putter-like sporks to scoop up the players salad, which bedecks emerald greens with crispy, fried chicken, veggies, buffalo sauce, and ranch dressing ($8.99), or triumphantly raise the Ryder Cup's proud panoply of chilled shrimp and cocktail sauce ($8.99). Paw-pleasing paninis include the Oakmont— roast beef and provolone melted between grilled bread ($8.99)—and the ham and salami-stuffed spyglass ($6.99), which can be readily rolled up to spot the origin of ominous looming smoke rings.
Ideal for unwinding after days spent lecturing insolent printers, Jonesy's spacious lounge arms patrons with over 50 flavorful puff-packers culled from its onsite walk-in humidor. Sated smokers hone club cadence in a golf simulation booth, which boasts over 30 courses, a driving range, and in-house tournaments (cigars and golf simulation not included with this Groupon). While also not included in today’s Groupon, a throat-coating selection of chilly beers, voluptuous vinos, and heady spirits fuels spirited cheers from the sports fans seated before Jonesy’s six flat-screen TVs, each tuned to the latest in competitive golf-cart drag-racing.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 10, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per table, 2 per table of 6 or more. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Not valid for the purchase of alcohol. Dine-in only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.