$25 for a One-Hour Therapeutic Massage at Ka Hale Ola Massage ($50 Value)

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In a Nutshell

  • Licensed massage therapists
  • Multiple therapeutic modalities
  • Physical & mental benefits
  • Tranquil atmosphere

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Nov 21, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. 24hr cancellation notice required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Massage was developed by NASA to help astronauts cope with edgy Tang-induced sugar highs, lack of ESPN, and predatory aliens stowed in the hangar bay. Achieve its soothing effects outside the soul-crushing abyss of outer space with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get a one-hour therapeutic massage at Ka Hale Ola Massage in Aiea (a $50 value).

A licensed staff of massage mavens soothes overstressed muscles with manual healing powers administered in a variety of therapeutic modalities, from the firm pressures of Shiatsu and trigger-point release massage to the spiritual forearm and elbow strokes of Lomi Lomi. Customers can opt to dress down to a towel or stay fully clothed while a therapist kneads away pockets of posterior stress with Swedish strokes or exorcises malignant muscle poltergeists with acupressure. The multifarious physical and mental benefits of massage therapy include reduced hypertension, improved circulation and flexibility, and osmotic acquisition of primitive sign-language dialects.

After the one-hour massage, therapists recommend water, rest, and a warm bath to flush out free-floating toxins that have been coaxed from stress-laden muscles. Therapists also warn about the hazardous potency of post-massage bliss, which has led many to walk peaceably through the DMV or engage in cuddle matches with perturbed tiger sharks.

Customer Reviews

This massage therapy studio was very good. It was easy to get an appointment and the therapist did a great job. I would go back to the studio again. Thank you for the opportunity to try it at such a great discount.
Mona L. · November 3, 2011
excellent massuese.
Carolyn W. · November 3, 2011
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    Aiea

    98-200 Kamehameha Hwy.

    Suite 401

    Aiea, Hawaii 96701

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