It takes 17 muscles to smile, 43 muscles to frown, and 182 muscles to ogle in disbelief as a preoccupied giraffe puts its hoof through your windshield for the second time this week. Prepare your expression factory for any commute-related conundrums with today’s Groupon: for $37, you get the facial-stone massage, antioxidant treatment, eye and lip massage, and lip mask at Kaizen Beauty Academy in Pembroke Pines (a $100 value).
Kaizen Beauty Academy is a formidable institution of cosmetic learning that enhances each client’s natural pulchritude through a range of aesthetically soothing services. During the facial-stone massage, smooth stones arranged along the face's pressure points will lull you into a state of deep, hypnotic relaxation akin to the after-effects of a magician’s lullaby. The antioxidant treatment introduces vitamins and anti-inflammatory balms to render skin soft and supple. Eye and lip massages help reduce the signs of wrinkles, cocoa puffs, and circles around the ocular arena. Finally, a lip mask diminishes fine lines, restores smoothness, and improves attitudes toward Segway cops who don’t use turn signals.
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8405 Pines Blvd.
Pembroke Pines, Florida 33024Get Directions