Booking your body double a beautifying treatment at a tranquil day spa creates a soundproof alibi for days spent stealing office supplies from the National Guard. Make your stand-in stand out and replace your tape with bazooka putty with today’s Groupon: customers can purchase a Karma mani-pedi combo (a $75 value) for $35—or a glowing mini-facial and makeup treatment (an $85 value) for $40—at Karma Day Spa, located at the corner of Tucson Boulevard and East 6th Street. Each option can be purchased once.
A Karma mani-pedi combination gives harried hands 30 minutes of soaking, rubbing, polishing, and painting attention, and the other 60-minute half of the treatment defouls frazzled feet with a bath, a callus checkup, and an exfoliating massage that works its way up the legs, finishing finally with a slather of nourishing butter and a polish. If your hands and feet are already detachable and dishwasher safe, opt instead for the glowing mini-facial and makeup, during which face flesh is steamed, deep-cleansed, and exfoliated. Necks and shoulders are then blessed with a mini-massage, followed by a 30-minute makeover using products customized to each individual’s skin type.
Karma Day Spa has helpfully scrawled the word karma across its front window, which naturally attracts humans while warning wayward birds about the glass impasse. The spa's interior welcomes and renews its clients with a comfortable set of sofas and beds, organic skin-care products, and the soothing sounds of a waterfall—and is made even comfier by wild-dream-worthy facial beds and a nail room whose walls can't decide whether to wear bricks or white wallpaper. Call ahead to schedule your appointment and help your karma-deficient nails get reborn as something better with the holistic nail services of Karma Day Spa.
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