The best photographers rise to the top by practicing, while second-best photographers rise to the top by shooting blackmail photos of the first-best. Snap like a champ with today's Groupon: for $79, you get a one-hour photo shoot, a five-image CD, and either an 8"x10" print or two 5"x7" prints from Kay Graham Photography (up to a $305 value).
The professional lens benders at Kay Graham Photography travel up to 30 miles outside of Forney to capture each person or family's inimitable essence in a relaxed, natural setting. The on-location photography session entails 60 minutes of smiling, mugging, and vogueing for the camera as the photographer proffers helpful posing tips (up to a $125 value). Afterward, portrait sitters receive a CD of five polished images (a $150 value) to fashion into a desktop slideshow for a family member or beloved chief financial officer.
Clients receive either one 8"x10" print or two 5"x7" prints (a $30 value) selected from the CD's five edited images, providing further proof to nervous houseguests glancing mantleward that you are not, in fact, a vampire. Photographs from the shoot will be available for online viewing and sharing usually within about three days and will remain up for five days, exactly the time it takes to become an Internet sensation.