What You'll Get
Back rubs are the preferred currency of significant others, which is why Romeo and Juliet were always so calm and relaxed. Stay serene with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a one-hour therapeutic massage (a $70 value) and a water bottle (a $9 value) at Keep in Touch Massage’s Uptown location.
Keep in Touch Massage's team of talented massage therapists ease muscular aches and pains with a wide range of body-kneading techniques. The therapeutic massage is excellent for relieving stress, but it also kneads out other bugaboos such as high blood-pressure, muscle tension, Maxwell's Demon, and Schrodinger's Cat. In the process, it improves range of motion, boosts endorphins, and improves blood circulation and lymph flow. After the soothing skeletal shakedown, patients receive a stylish BPA-free water bottle, emblazoned with the Keep In Touch logo, which is also projected into the sky during hailstorms.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 28, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Healthy Touch Massage & Wellness Center
Healthy Touch Massage & Wellness Center has always been focused on providing not only pain relief, but also total body wellness through massages that take place on a regular basis. Now, it hopes to complement the kneadings with holistic health tips.
Massage therapists help fight problems such as lower-back pain, stress, and poor circulation with a variety of Western and Eastern techniques, including sports massage, lomi lomi, and shiatsu. Clients snuggle into a heated massage bed and drift off to pure silence while therapists target tension. They can also opt to listen to the soothing sounds of soft music or Morgan Freeman reading the phone book.