Comfort food garbs your tongue in luxurious velveteen knickerbockers of flavor, as opposed to discomfort food, which clings to the face like an overtight ascot. Avoid the embarrassment of culinary crampers with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of burgers, seafood, brunch, and more at Keon's Grille in Georgetown (not to be confused with Keon's Fine Dining at the same link).
A new dining destination built for hungry linksmen fresh off rounds on Black Swan Country Club's golf course, Keon's Grille rustles up delectable 19th-hole fare in a casually classy setting. The chicken-and-shrimp cavatelli sets up sautéed chicken breast medallions with grilled shrimp ($18) on a blind date, ending, as is customary, with both participants covered in pesto cream sauce. Beef fiends can fix on the angus burger ($8) or bleu bacon burger ($9.50), which caps a juicy patty with Maytag bleu cheese and apple-smoked bacon. For a taste of the mighty sea, diners can down panko crumb-encrusted baked haddock ($19) or the Maryland-style crab cakes, which come in an entourage of roasted corn and sweet potato hush puppies ($11). Multiple flat-screen TVs line the bar walls, letting patrons keep up with basketball scores, baseball trades, and dangerball injuries.