What You'll Get
Like a potato, if the human body is not properly mashed and moisturized, it will never be used for anything more than a science-project battery. Make sure your body is properly fluffed and buttered with today's soothing Groupon: for $35, you get a one-hour deep-tissue massage at Keri Mills Massage Therapy in Seguin (a $70 value).
Licensed massage therapist Keri Mills honed her deep-tissue skills working with sports-related massage at a tennis ranch and now targets clients' chronic aches, stiffness, and specific problem spots in the musculature with one-hour deep-tissue massages. Using moderate to stern pressure, Keri deftly manipulates the underlying tissues to encourage circulation, dismantle knots, and relieve chronic pain associated with stiffness and repressed muscle memories. Body parts not tied up in complicated stress-braids benefit from relaxing strokes and soothing flattery. These muscle-mollifying techniques are especially helpful for clients with chronic pain, athletes, and people who have accidentally swallowed an entire kleenex box.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 23, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.