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May 4, 2012
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What You'll Get
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Though the Prussian Empire was renowned for its military prowess, historians today credit much of its success to King Ludwig the Magic-Fingered’s policy of personally treating each injured soldier with a skillful therapeutic massage. Today’s deal doubles this royal treatment: for $80, you get two one-hour deep-tissue massages at King of Prussia Family Wellness Center (a $160 value). There’s no purchase limit, so you can buy enough massages to treat all seven of your aching backs. Once you have your Groupon, call ahead to schedule your appointments and artillery-supported horseback offensives.
Doctors of Chiropractic Arthur and Brandie Nemchenko will use their deep-tissue massage therapy skills to target knots, release chronic muscle tension, reduce inflammation, and even eliminate scar tissue. However, they’ll thoughtfully leave behind any scars that look cool and attract chicks. Because deep-tissue massage uses deep finger pressure and more intense movements, you may feel slightly sore for a couple of days before the tidal wave of relaxation and pain relief hits you like a warm marshmallow snowstorm wiping out a battalion of rare fire-zombies.
KOP Wellness Center is about a 30-minute drive from Philly, but don’t feel rushed. The center stays open until 7 p.m. on Tuesday and Wednesday, and 7:30 p.m. on Monday and Thursday, so you can squeeze in a session after a long, stressful day of settling the Schleswig-Holstein Question.
Insider Pages users rate KOP Family Wellness Center a perfect five stars:
- You will not find a more caring, compassionate and competent chiropractic and wellness center...you will be treated with kindness and with genuine concern for your health and well being...I highly recommend this office for any of your chiropractic needs but especially for those who really need someone who has a holistic approach and can provide the warmth, energy, time and expertise to provide relief. – DB 1.
- Dr. Brandie herself is just an amazing woman. She is one of the friendliest people I have ever met. Her mood is contagious and she has such a sweet and open personality. Her office has a very relaxed and comfortable but professional atmosphere and you can tell that they have fun doing their jobs. I adore Lori at the front desk. Dr. Arthur is great too...I was so happy to find the Nemchenkos who are solidly ethical, professional, capable, personable, and simply WONDERFUL. – Kathie T.
- Lori, their front desk gal, is super friendly and great at meeting your needs and schedule. – Kelly W.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 30, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Must call ahead to schedule appointments. Must call to cancel. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is invalid. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.