What You'll Get
Having good posture makes one appear more confident, powerful, and intimidating to oppressive slug overlords. Bolster your Earth-protecting backbone with today's Groupon to Kingwood Family Chiropractic in Kingwood. Choose between two options:
- For $50, you get three spinal decompressions (a $375 value).
- For $32, you get a one-hour deep-tissue massage (a $65 value).
Doctor of Chiropractic Jessica Kemp and the Kingwood Family Chiropractic staff tenderly treat the supportive pillars of their clients, correcting misalignments and rectifying spinal worries. Patients with moderate to severe discomfort can partake in Kingwood's spinal decompression treatments to help alleviate lower-back pain, pinched nerves, or disk damage incurred from excessive piggyback rides. The highly precise therapy uses cycles of graduating waveforms to induce a vacuum within affected disks, helping to promote oxygen flow. Surrounding muscle tissues are then treated to oscillation to help release and re-educate spinal musculature. Each spinal-mending treatment lasts roughly 30 minutes.
Alternatively, relax tense torsos with a one-hour deep-tissue massage from a licensed therapist, who soothes and kneads stressed back muscles to help alleviate tension. The methodical motions of deep-tissue massage also aim to increase organ efficiency, reduce pain, remove built-up toxins, and defuse potential back-led backpack strikes.
Rather than focusing on one particular problem or illness, Dr. Kemp firmly believes in treating her patients as whole individuals, giving them calm, informed options for their treatments. Dr. Kemp provides close, personal assistance to her patients, helping them feel at ease during visits and avoid cumbersome webforms or quickly muddled games of Telephone.
The Fine Print
Expiration varies. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.