What You'll Get
Much like brushing one’s teeth or plugging the sun into its recharger, house cleaning is a task that goes unnoticed until someone stops doing it. Keep your abode unsullied with today’s Groupon: for $45, you get three hours of one-person housecleaning services from Kleen'N'Team, which serves customers within 10 miles of Charlottesville (up to a $90 value).
Armed with an array of nontoxic cleaning products, Kleen'N'Team’s maids bring the same level of attention to their residential and office cleaning as they do to removing pet odors, upholding upholstery, erasing mold, and cleaning up crime scenes. The Kleen'N'Team cleaner begins with a good-cop, bad-cop interrogation of your home until it gives up the dirt on its dirt—creating a customized cleaning plan that targets the worst trouble spots. Over the course of three hours, a grime guru can clean an average two-bedroom home or apartment, sussing out crumbs from behind the fridge, de-cheesing stovetops, and rounding up dust bunnies to be used in NASA’s unmanned test missions to Mars.
To meet the demands of Southern duelists, Kleen'N'Team has a satisfaction guarantee. If they don’t remove all the evidence of your failed attempt to domesticate the giant squid, they’ll come back and keep at it until it’s lost to the mists of time.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 16, 2017. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per household, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Reservation required at least 24hrs in advance. Valid only within 10 miles of Charlottesville; additional travel fee required outside service area. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.