Unlike secondhand clothes, secondhand fruit is useless thanks to an overabundance of juggle wounds. Enjoy secondhand products untainted by clowns with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of new and gently used clothes and accessories at La Boutique Upscale Resale in Springfield.
La Boutique Upscale Resale houses new and gently used clothes from brands such as Coach and White House Black Market. Distract a building inspector from your tenement’s lack of traditional “ceiling” with stylish jeans ($18 or less) or a smart strapless dress ($15), each neatly paired with bold footwear such as apple-green stilettos ($14) or brown-fringe boots ($15). Money-savvy fashionistas can add flare to their new ensembles with sets of Newell’s Jewels accessories ($8–$28) or a pair of gem-drop earrings from La Boutique's exclusive line of jewelry ($7). The shop’s artful array of shoes, bags, and jewelry contrast with funky antique clocks, tall candles, and orchid plants, creating the most eye-pleasing place to shop outside of a strip mall designed by M.C. Escher.