Without regular care, skin will begin to show the ravages of repeated pie strikes, attacks by hostile volleyballs, and nights spent accidentally sleeping on pet porcupines. Erase the shameful evidence of life's misadventures with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a one-hour Syneron SR photofacial from Lakes Dermatology (a $500 value). The photofacial is performed at The Spa at Lakes Dermatology. Groupon customers also receive an exclusive VIP membership for half off future photofacials.

Led by board-certified dermatologist Dr. Rueckl, the seasoned team of mug magicians at Lakes Dermatology rejuvenate worn countenances using advanced face-friendly technology. Beginning with a consultation and pretreatment photographs, epidermal doyens outline a plan of attack on blemishes and flaws before desensitizing skull masks with a topical numbing cream and a series of horror movies. Then a technician expertly wields the Syneron skin rejuvenation (SR) system in a one-hour photofacial. Cold conductive gel and multiple passes of intense pulsed light, radio, and cable TV frequencies team up to penetrate deeper pigments and encourage firmer, smoother, more evenly toned skin. Since no skin is removed during the treatment, no downtime is required and customers can step right back into the daily grind, employing their freshly refurbished expressers to advance their dreams of starring in a wrestling soap opera. After the first treatment, skin should feel smoother and be more evenly toned, but Lakes Dermatology's experts often recommend multiple treatments for more dramatic results.