What You'll Get
Before he became Mad Max, the dystopian hero was Breezy Max, gleefully strapping a sail to his Interceptor to ply the no-waters of a desiccated salt flat. Harken back to a more-gentle post-apocalypse with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a two-hour, guided, land-sailing adventure from GoLandSailing.com, a $125 value. You must be less than 250 pounds and be between 3'8" and 6'5" in order to land sail. All the other answers to your questions about life, love, and what to bring land sailing lie within the company's FAQ page.
Land sailing provides all the wind and speed of sailing on water without the potential of being swept to a remote island to suffer from scurvy. This deal includes round-trip transportation from Primm to Ivanpah Dry Lake, an expanse of land flatter and windier than even the most two-dimensional blowhard pancake, with two daily regattas starting at 12:30 p.m. and 3 p.m. If you're needing a ride to meet up with provided transportation, a "Shoppers Shuttle" can pick up guests from the MGM Grand Hotel and take them to the outlet mall in Primm for an additional fee, while the dust sailors of GoLandSailing.com will pick you up from there and drive you out into the desert—a much more comfortable way to get there than asking the mob to take you via trunk. Strapped into a buggy sprouting a sail, you'll zip along the ground for a fast few hours, jousting with fellow sailors and enjoying complimentary cold beverages. Along with professional, patient instruction, all of the equipment is provided, eliminating the need to bring boat shoes, pleated khakis, or a coiffed visage. Rule the streets of Las Vegas, so long as the wind keeps up and the cops aren't up for a brisk foot pursuit.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 1, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Reservation required. 72hr cancellation notice required. Must be 12 or older. 44" height min. 76" height max. 250 lbs weight max. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.