What You'll Get
Though its primary purpose is disrupting documentary screenings and exhausting dogs and scamper-happy babies, laser light has also proven useful in the precise removal of human hair. Today's smooth-making Groupon reaps the benefits of America's favorite repurposed supervillain weapon with a sextet of laser hair-removal treatments at Laser Cliniqúe for $199 (up to a $930 value, depending on the area). Usher in permanent baldness for bikini lines, chins, underarms, cheeks, and more; see sidebar for valid areas.
Regardless of what grades you fetched in high-school biology, your own biology is something you still can master. Laser light is a quick, relatively painless, and FDA-approved method for removing unwanted hair. Guided by the certified hands of Dr. P. Alexander Ataii and his professional Laser Cliniqúe staff, a long-pulse, high-energy laser emits a gentle beam of light that harmlessly passes through the skin and directly targets follicles, effectively treating unwanted hair over the course of a few sessions. Unlike the lasers utilized by popular film hero and 2010 California gubernatorial hopeful Iron Man 2, these friendly beams are easy, comfortable, and treat hair follicles faster than other methods. Treatments take 10 to 45 minutes depending on the size of the area being treated, and Laser Cliniqúe offers weekday and Saturday hours to accommodate busy schedules.
Today's Groupon gives you the option to buy a second Groupon and double your laser time to fully eradicate rent-shirking follicles and keep English-speaking sphinx cats from gloating that they're the smoothest vertebrates on the block.
- During the consultation, I got the impression that Dr. Ataii knew what he was talking about, so I expressed some concerns I had regarding my acne and facial blemishes. He explained to me what was going on with my skin and outlined the specific treatments he could perform to correct it. Both my mom and I were impressed by his down-to-earth nature and his great knowledge about skin care. – carolcm, Citysearch
- Laser Clinique's staff are very personable and professional! I'm very, very happy with the treatment I received from them! – Cristel B., Yelp
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 28, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2/person, may buy add'l as gifts. By app't only. 48-hr. cancellation policy. Must be 13 or older, accompanied by guardian if under 18. Valid for listed areas only. Valid only for use on 1 area/voucher. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Laser Cliniqúe
Located in beautiful Coastal San Diego, Laser Cliniqúe is an innovative approach to skin and body care, integrating cosmetic dermatology, medi-spa, and aesthetic therapy in a state-of-the-art facility. Upon stepping inside into this beautification oasis, visitors can easily assume that Laser Clinique is an upscale day spa, but it’s really much more. Headed by Dr. P. Alexander Ataii, an eight-time consecutive winner of the Patients' Choice Award for client care, a staff of aesthetic nurses helps to slow the signs of aging with physician-formulated services that extend to cosmetic injections and cosmetic dermatology. Even classic spa services, such as antioxidant facials, are preceded by computerized complexion analyses that customize treatments to individual needs. The clinic also specializes in laser hair-removal and non-invasive cosmetic surgery.